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Post by distortion on Jun 2, 2005 11:57:29 GMT
Yeah, stolen from VR, but Jill came out with this yesterday: "Let me handle your moobs." and i just had to find somewhere to put it.  |
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Post by Luco El Loco on Jun 2, 2005 15:09:01 GMT
That is pretty good. *exalts*
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Post by Anarchy on Jun 2, 2005 22:45:11 GMT
whose? mine?
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Post by Graham on Jun 3, 2005 9:13:32 GMT
My friend Arnie talking about his new book on MSN:
'it'll just end in my obsesive man burger conspiricy theory and no one will take it seriously'
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Post by distortion on Jun 9, 2005 11:56:15 GMT
"I'm going to gut him like a fish. He's a tomato can" - Mike Tyson ahead of his fight against... i forget his name.
tomato can, Mike?
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Post by Graham on Jun 12, 2005 19:21:45 GMT
my sister, after telling her that her attempt at a crossword was feeble, as was her geography knowledge of Scandinavia.
"well, wasn't Batman from Gothenberg?"
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*headdesk*
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Desperate Housemates
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Post by *headdesk* on Jun 12, 2005 19:30:06 GMT
Not so much a quote, but I saw a bloke walk by yesterday and he was wearing an FCEK t-shirt ;D
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Post by static anonymity on Jun 12, 2005 19:50:34 GMT
wibble: it's hard to type properly when in the middle of an orgy! wibble: give me a break! wibble: Graham:  Graham: want me to leave you along then? wibble: along? wibble: sounds like you're n an orgy too! wibble: an orgy of one, that is Graham:  wibble: in front of ye free porn wibble:  you are! Graham: i'm bot!! Graham: *not Graham: feck wibble: so are! Graham: Graham: i'm not!! wibble: *raised eyebrow smiley* Graham: my hands are not busty! Graham: *busy Graham: so for sdos sake... Graham: *sods |
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Martin
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Post by Martin on Jun 12, 2005 19:59:27 GMT
^ Lol at that.
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Post by Graham on Jun 12, 2005 22:00:02 GMT
Ellen: i got rasputin's penis earlier - see, i'm going up in the world
Ellen: that just sounds wrong...
Ellen: *straight faced smily*
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Post by static anonymity on Jun 18, 2005 23:12:12 GMT
Sheryl, greeting me upon my arrival: "Wow, you have huge boobs, Ellen!" She proceeded to stare at them throughout the evening... should I be worried? |
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Post by Graham on Jun 19, 2005 21:19:28 GMT
should I be worried? heheh...no  |
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Post by static anonymity on Jun 23, 2005 0:58:06 GMT
Pinched from a bad sex community on LJ; talking about overhearing other people have sex and what could be used as deterrents. Possibly NSSW |
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*headdesk*
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Desperate Housemates
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Post by *headdesk* on Jul 8, 2005 16:04:30 GMT
About London:
"The Beeb paused news coverage to show Eastenders. That'd be the nationwide fear, terror and panic, then."
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Smiffy
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Get teenage kicks right through the night
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Post by Smiffy on Jul 11, 2005 21:06:38 GMT
Quoted by myself today because it was sweltering
"Ah Crap, I got Betty Swollocks again."
Pretty creepy huh?
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