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Post by Graham on Sept 20, 2005 21:42:43 GMT
I've had a few gems from Graham today: "we kiss like roadkill" (few minutes later) "give me some of that roadkill, come on" "I was at a dyslexic rave and took an 'F' "  |
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Post by distortion on Sept 26, 2005 18:26:28 GMT
"He's the wee albino looking midget who thinks the funniest thing on earth is rolf harris and his didgeridoo.."
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Post by static anonymity on Sept 30, 2005 14:24:28 GMT
Graham: "Not that I have any balls to kick"
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 2, 2005 20:54:46 GMT
Graham: Do you want to be in a relationship with a eunuch? Graham:we'll have to think of a way for you to do it without arms me: ohh? Graham: yeah use your imagination... me:  *I'm thinking "feet" or something...* (If you knew the subject it was regarding, it'd be funnier...  ) |
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Post by skuttyb on Oct 2, 2005 21:38:13 GMT
so why dont you tell us it then? |
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 4, 2005 21:24:05 GMT
Parisa on seeing a particularly ugly random celeb in a magazine: "Eurgh! I wouldn't ever rape her!" *looks up* "I'd rape you though, Lucy..." Lucy's look says "WTF?!"  |
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 4, 2005 22:48:38 GMT
moi: not my fault you have a secret love of peeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
Adam: ok ok, i cant deny it anymore, ye got me
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Post by Graham on Oct 9, 2005 10:38:02 GMT
waking up this morning, i check my phone for messages...and i'm greeted with this gem from my mate Greg: "Right, engage brain! f**k, where did i leave it? Oh yeah..Year 11 Biology..." |
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 10, 2005 22:28:05 GMT
Moi: No, don't be gay
Graham: I'm sorry, it just comes naturally
Graham: I never thought I'd say this, but please don't sprout a penis!
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Post by distortion on Oct 13, 2005 14:06:09 GMT
i apologise for being immature but mleh...
Graeme Le Saux gives warning to nations female population during last nights game:
"You really don't want Wayne Rooney to come in your box.."
sorry.
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Post by distortion on Oct 13, 2005 22:35:21 GMT
Jill, getting to the point:
x Jill x {doing c/w} says:
heheh i own it...........i think
| Everyone I Know, Goes Away... In The End | every time a teenager listens to drum'n'bass, a rockstar dies | says:
i will buy it from you for 50p
x Jill x {doing c/w} says:
and i will say f**k off
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 14, 2005 21:53:14 GMT
Graham: Yay, I can't do camp!
Graham (when told I was quoting him): it's not the quotes thread, it's the 'me and my big gob thread'
Graham: I call it "be a decent body double for Graham Idol"
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 26, 2005 21:53:34 GMT
G: Ellen, stop turning me gay. Actually, the entirety of that call was hilarious. Especially the part where G went "on the other hand" completely innocently after we'd been talking about anal fisting. Nice |
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 31, 2005 22:31:23 GMT
me: where's the g string
Graham: it doesn't have one!
me: your guitar is nakey!
Graham: my guitar doesn't need a g string!
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Post by static anonymity on Oct 31, 2005 22:40:57 GMT
(me teasing Graham about the photo I've used as an avatar, and trying to justify that people will se it, thus I shoulld remove it) Graham: Kim will come on late at night me: *giggles* Graham: Rob wil definitely come on me: *explodes into laughter* I know, I'm childish |
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