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Post by static anonymity on Oct 31, 2005 23:05:55 GMT
Graham: I do not bum animals ... Graham: I think I should stop being Smerkers admin me: why? Graham: because they're not going to want to join once they find out that I bum sheeps ... Me: Wait, I'm quoting this, was it cows or sheep? Graham: it was sheep me: really, I thought it was cows Graham: nooo, it was sheep. I wouldn't never bum a cow (to me the double negative suggests a positive...  ) |
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Post by static anonymity on Nov 1, 2005 13:23:07 GMT
Graham: i hate that avatar  wibble: aww whys? wibble: it's cute! Graham: nooooo! Graham: it's not cute Graham: i look like a sex offender! wibble: no ye don't! wibble: *quotes* |
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Post by distortion on Nov 7, 2005 23:09:41 GMT
Jill: it's like having a third nipple but with a breast behind it .......
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Post by static anonymity on Nov 13, 2005 21:12:45 GMT
Whilst discussing the lovelife of Mister Pants
Graham: he's like a plushie paedophile
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Post by distortion on Nov 21, 2005 13:35:16 GMT
Jill: why don't you lick my christmas cards? not so much what she said, but how she said it. she succeeded in making it sound very, very dirty, apparently accidently. |
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Post by distortion on Nov 25, 2005 21:46:24 GMT
someone from a football site i frequent...
'I know it's not sport-related, but could you please give a big shout-out to the Evening Standard for running with the billboard "Hunt For Santa Claus Killer" on every street, thereby convincing my (and no doubt most people's) children that someone had just killed Santa Claus. If the editors wouldn't mind popping round and calming down my hysterical six-year old I'd be very grateful.'
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Post by static anonymity on Dec 2, 2005 22:44:47 GMT
Sheryl: omg well im afraid im gonna have to draw up my own conclusions lol
Moi: fair enough, but you'll never know if they're true or not, though, and that'll drive ye mad
Sheryl: nooooooooo
Sheryl: its so true
Sheryl: u have condemned me to a life of misery
Sheryl: this could efect my social growth
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Post by smerker on Dec 14, 2005 13:33:51 GMT
I know it's bad to quote yourself...but I'm a terrible person, so...
ME: [Mockingly, on seeing my mates msn contact list] Ooh, check me out I'm Jamie, I've got more than three friends.
JAMIE: Is that a me impersonation?
ME: Please don't leave me.
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Post by static anonymity on Dec 30, 2005 14:38:15 GMT
Ellen: question: how can iconvince tom to let me honey&feather him? Ellen: www.last.fm/user/wibblepig/journal/2005/12/6/40278/Phil: Who's Tom? Ellen: caribou/samurai_hedgehog on VR Ellen: turns out he goes to chester uni, so i decided to stalk him once i got there Ellen: haven't found him yet, though Phil: Say if he doesn't let you, I'll come down an shoot him in his legs |
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Post by static anonymity on Feb 13, 2006 19:03:09 GMT
Moi: ok question!
Moi: inspired by a lj comm
Moi: describe what it feels like to have "a boner" !
Graham: it's odd...tis just like having a third leg...but it's smaller, and buggers off after a while
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Post by Anarchy on Feb 23, 2006 13:17:46 GMT
Moi: ok question! Moi: inspired by a lj comm Moi: describe what it feels like to have "a boner" ! Graham: it's odd...tis just like having a third leg...but it's smaller, and buggers off after a while oh my god im crying ;D but he's not wrong- except for there isnt a foot on the end |
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