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Post by distortion on Jul 17, 2005 21:41:18 GMT
Jill: don't... you'll unleash my boobs.
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Post by Luco El Loco on Jul 22, 2005 14:45:06 GMT
Adam (Skutter): "Do it goddamn you"
*c*cks eyebrow*
actually the context was quite innocent and he was trying to pep me up about something so i shall use that line in my head to make sure I don't bottle out of something when I next get opportunity.
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Post by static anonymity on Jul 25, 2005 19:27:30 GMT
Graham: my hair loks like roadkill at the best of times anyway
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Post by Graham on Jul 25, 2005 19:35:04 GMT
 Ellen: yeah but my lot cost more, which is thus directly proportional to the size of my penis! Ellen: mwahahahaha Ellen: monster penis Ellen
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Post by Luco El Loco on Jul 25, 2005 20:35:35 GMT
Mark Dacascos in Drive: Time to blow.
Kadeem Hardison: Time to blow?
Then they hit some detonators...
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Post by *headdesk* on Aug 22, 2005 2:39:36 GMT
Me talking to on eof my Random Americans just now-- Lacey: but you're my source of entertainment while i work my way through this report Me: you mean a distraction, right? ;-) Lacey: that too.... Lacey: but you're much more enjoyable than this book Me: Always nice to know. Me: Rob > Literatj00r Yeah, I know it's presumptouos to quote yourself, but meh  |
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Post by static anonymity on Aug 22, 2005 12:12:42 GMT
Graham: But I'm not a girl anymore! There were so so so many more incriminating things he's said this week, but I can't remember them  |
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Post by distortion on Aug 24, 2005 16:36:02 GMT
Arsene Wenger on Thierry Henry: "You feel him in the dressing room, he analyses quickly what is happening and he responds very well."
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Post by Graham on Aug 24, 2005 16:43:56 GMT
Arsene Wenger on Thierry Henry: "You feel him in the dressing room, he analyses quickly what is happening and he responds very well."  |
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Post by distortion on Sept 6, 2005 21:37:30 GMT
ok, i'll just c and p this from Football365.com column "Mediawatch". i found it amusing... though its not really a quote as such. i apologise.
Aki - Feeling The Fear And Doing It Anyway
Aki Riihilahti - he of the previous humble online diary and now Times columnist - is on top form with his 'We All Have Our Andorras' column this week following a thoroughly embarrassing 0-0 draw with the place roughly the size of Wanstead.
'Basketball against hobbits, English grammar competition with a Scotsman, wrestling against a handless person, football against Andorra....' begins Aki, heroically, '...you should really win!'.
Having set out his stall by throwing political correctness carelessly to the wind, he goes on for several increasingly-unhinged paragraphs. Some highlights include the slightly mystifying 'It's like the first time you tasted celery, you are speechless, even humiliated', and the frankly disturbing question (accusation?), 'How about you? When did you lose your arse? I know you've had that time.'
By the end of the piece, Aki appears to have mutated from journeyman midfielder to self-help guru, imploring us all to 'dare the risk of being bad in order to succeed'. If only the BBC would take note, and 'dare the risk' of appointing Aki as an MOTD regular (or possibly Director-General).
Although a number of his fellow panellists would be prime targets for another of Mr Riihilahti's prime aphorisms: 'Congratulations, you are boring even yourself'.
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Post by Luco El Loco on Sept 7, 2005 11:09:07 GMT
The Arsene Wenger one is pretty funny, and the Aki too. Hehehe.
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Post by Graham on Sept 13, 2005 16:10:01 GMT
My dear friend Justin on MSN, about prices of renting a flat for him:
"well, i found a place in haslemere for £1,550,000... think i can do it?"
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Post by distortion on Sept 14, 2005 18:13:22 GMT
"I’m ugly, I’m overweight - but I'm happy. What's most exciting about winning the Ashes is it means I will get the freedom of Preston, my home town. That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs and get a lift home with the police when I become inebriated. What more could you want?" - Freddie Flintoff. English.
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Post by Graham on Sept 14, 2005 19:22:22 GMT
"I’m ugly, I’m overweight - but I'm happy. What's most exciting about winning the Ashes is it means I will get the freedom of Preston, my home town. That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs and get a lift home with the police when I become inebriated. What more could you want?" - Freddie Flintoff. English. Classic |
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Post by static anonymity on Sept 20, 2005 21:12:08 GMT
I've had a few gems from Graham today:
"we kiss like roadkill"
(few minutes later)
"give me some of that roadkill, come on"
"I was at a dyslexic rave and took an 'F' "
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