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Post by distortion on Jun 3, 2005 13:41:16 GMT
A Chinese man is able to pull a train 40 metres with his right ear. 39-year-old Zhang Xinquan, from Dehui city, Jilin province, put his right ear in an iron clamp device, locked with a long bolt. Zhang pulled the 24 ton train 40 metres within 4 minutes after two failed attempts. Zhang, a father of a 15, has a bigger right ear than left. "That's the result of years of practicing", he said.
from Ananova
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Post by static anonymity on Jun 4, 2005 15:34:03 GMT
Am I the only one who went "oh right" at the train pulling thing, but "bloody hell!" at him being a father of 15...?  |
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Post by Martin on Jun 4, 2005 17:25:37 GMT
Nope.
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Post by Anarchy on Jun 4, 2005 19:56:51 GMT
I did the smae thing.
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Post by distortion on Jun 4, 2005 20:43:35 GMT
he's the man... obviously.  |
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Post by Anarchy on Jun 4, 2005 20:59:32 GMT
or his long term partner just shoots them out like cannon balls?
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Post by distortion on Jun 4, 2005 21:15:28 GMT
at cannonball velocity? or am i just being stupid? |
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Post by Anarchy on Jun 4, 2005 21:52:38 GMT
dunno- maybe if one was to tickle her:)
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Post by distortion on Jun 4, 2005 21:57:40 GMT
god thats a bad image...  |
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Post by Anarchy on Jun 4, 2005 22:10:43 GMT
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Post by static anonymity on Jun 4, 2005 23:26:22 GMT
Who says it's just the one partner, though? Poor woman, if it is.
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Post by distortion on Jun 9, 2005 11:43:13 GMT
A German city is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for next year's World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday.
from Reuters and Yahoo
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Post by distortion on Jun 16, 2005 12:32:34 GMT
'An executive tried to liven up a dull day at the office by stripping naked to interview a 25-year-old woman, a court heard yesterday. Saeed Akbar, 35, said at first that it was part of his "tough interviewing technique" but later admitted that he was bored and wanted a "cheap thrill". He asked the woman, who was applying for a translator's job, if she minded if they took their clothes off. When she refused, he left the room for a few minutes and returned naked, carrying only a clipboard. He got dressed again when she objected to his behaviour and tried to resume the interview'
from The Daily Telegraph
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Post by distortion on Jul 1, 2005 12:17:41 GMT
'Dr Sam Everington, a GP from Hackney, says: "We need somebody to compete with Mr Nasty - Gary Lineker - who promotes unhealthy food.'
Mr. Nasty?
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Post by static anonymity on Jul 1, 2005 16:52:09 GMT
Possibly a reference to Gary's persona in the Walker's ads where he becomes rather ruthless in his quest to chomp away on the crisps? Think back to the ads where he nicked them from the kid and when he crunched Gasgoine's (?) knuckles in the packet when he tried to nick the Lineker's salty treats crisps. |
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