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Post by distortion on Jul 1, 2005 16:55:01 GMT
i'd call him Mr. Funny.. or Mr. Smug judging from MOTD.
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Post by distortion on Jul 2, 2005 20:53:58 GMT
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Post by distortion on Jul 8, 2005 14:54:10 GMT
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Post by distortion on Jul 8, 2005 14:55:57 GMT
plus...
'President Bush has collided with a local police officer during a bike ride at the G8 summit at Gleneagles in Scotland. The American leader suffered scrapes on his hands and arms while the officer was taken to a local hospital'
from yesterday, but i didn't think posting it'd be good.
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Post by static anonymity on Jul 16, 2005 23:49:10 GMT
I actually liked this thread *pokes Ash for more*  |
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Post by distortion on Jul 17, 2005 1:12:14 GMT
Proof that dogs are tougher, and therefore better, than cats:
Cooper, a 5-year-old golden retriever, fought off a 14-foot, 700-pound alligator in a Lake Moultrie canal last month and lived to howl about it.
- Yahoo
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Post by distortion on Jul 17, 2005 1:15:48 GMT
and from Friday:
'A man dressed as a baby girl in a nappy, pink dress and bib was arrested in a public loo. Cops hunting drug users found David Pennington, 40, with bottles and milk and his hair in bunches. Pennington admitted a public sex act and got four months' jail suspended at Exeter Magistrates Court'
– The Sun
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Post by distortion on Jul 19, 2005 16:11:35 GMT
Indian police forced around 200 people caught watching pornography to do sit-ups in public to shame them and keep them away from theatres that illegally screen smutty movies.
- Reuters
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Post by distortion on Jul 26, 2005 20:47:00 GMT
Mouth sores suffered by Tom Cruise's fiancée Katie Holmes were caused by a bizarre Scientology ritual, reports claim. 'A church spokesman said "Whatever is on Katie’s face has nothing to do with us."
- The Sun
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Post by Graham on Jul 27, 2005 7:46:31 GMT
Mouth sores suffered by Tom Cruise's fiancée Katie Holmes were caused by a bizarre Scientology ritual, reports claim. 'A church spokesman said "Whatever is on Katie’s face has nothing to do with us." - The Sun that's a new way to get out of saying 'you've got cold sores, love' |
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Post by distortion on Aug 5, 2005 22:06:25 GMT
'A Liverpool soccer fan bought a model of his beloved Anfield stadium — and DIED after falling on it. Mark Taylor, 40, was fatally injured when flatmate Steven Millard shoved him on to the plaster-cast replica during a scuffle' – The Sun
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Post by static anonymity on Aug 9, 2005 12:45:27 GMT
"Ted Ernst was a local hero of sorts in the tiny town of Bigfork, Montana. Paralyzed from the waist down at the age of 10 when he fell from a tree, he became a nationally recognized wheelchair athlete, and he was a familiar figure about town, pulling wheelies down Bigfork's tourist-filled summer sidewalks....Ted had another, unsuspected talent. With his younger brother Jesse doing the legwork, Ted masterminded some 30 burglaries, the last one on Christmas night in 1997. It was then that Ted's luck ran out, when local contractor and caretaker found him waiting in a car near one of the many opulent vacation homes in the area. Ted decided to shoot his way out of trouble--despite his brother's objections, as the trial would later reveal--and he killed Streeter and made his escape....." "OMG, JESSE! THE COPS ARE COMING! WHEEL MY ASS ON OUTTA HERE, BITCH!" More here <<< "The specialized wheelchair was confiscated after Ernst was implicated in an escape plan and sent to a maximum security cell "I giggled too much at this 
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Post by Luco El Loco on Aug 9, 2005 13:51:08 GMT
Proof that dogs are tougher, and therefore better, than cats:Cooper, a 5-year-old golden retriever, fought off a 14-foot, 700-pound alligator in a Lake Moultrie canal last month and lived to howl about it. - Yahoo Yet if you shout at a dog... they can get quite upset. Dogs really are extraordinary creatures.  |
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Post by distortion on Aug 9, 2005 17:45:37 GMT
A Macedonian drove six hours across Italy and into Germany before noticing he had left his wife at a petrol station. Ljubomir Ivanov, 35, only realised he had forgotten wife Iskra, 37, when he got a call on his mobile from police to say she was still waiting for him at the petrol station near Pesaro, in central Italy.
– Ananova
PLUS:
A German vet who operated on a dog to remove a suspected stomach tumour found a g-string instead.
Claudia Schuermann, head of the Troisdorf animal rescue home, said bull terrier Breiti was handed in after his previous owners complained he ate "anything that wasn't nailed down".
She said: "He's a lovely dog and we had already found him a new home when he stopped eating, and the vet noticed a hard lump in his stomach."
After giving 10-year-old Breiti an ultrasound examination, the vet concluded he had stomach cancer and operated immediately to remove the 'tumour'.
But when the pet was cut open the vet found the cancer was actually an undigested g-string the dog had stolen from his last owners.
Troisdorf worker Christiane Thul-Steinheuer said: "Bull terriers tend to have fetishes. Some like shoes, but with Breiti, it's lacy lingerie. Each to his own."
- also Ananova
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Post by static anonymity on Aug 9, 2005 18:05:01 GMT
...a dog with fetishes... for lacy lingerie... oh if only there was a blank-faced smiley...
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