If you had...

[LucoElLoco]

If you had a billion pounds, which let's face it is more than adequate for living on, and beyond, what would you dod with it? Imagine, what kind of quest you could set yourself on in order to make the money useful?

My thoughts are:
Use the interest to fund free music tuition to any child whose folks' income is less than 50K per year... that's a lot of children... in the U.K. and it's occupied colonies like Falklands and Gibraltar, from 10 years old up to the age of 19, because it's nice.

Pour money into hospitals... particularly so women can stay in longer when they've had a baby... make it so we can go back to old system of 10 days stay for a 1st born.

Buy myself a nice house, and my mum a place nearby. Guitar equipment and stuff.

If there was any money left over... I would build a cinema in my home town and show a mixture of commercial and art house stuff.

Build a few wells in Africa, or pay for them to be built rather. I wouldn't actually go there myself... mosquitoes aaaaarrrrggghhh!

Build a couple more prisons in England... might help the overcrowding... hehehe and make the prisoners actually do something useful rather than this reform pish... get them to make stuff to sell for more money... and make the African Well people a bit better off. ;D ;D

[distortion]

firstly, i'd spend the money i needed on me. namely on the museum about cars which i have always wanted to do. there would be classic cars, racing cars, modified cars, famous cars. it'd be great. and there would be two outdoor tracks. an off road course and regular race track.

during the week, you can pay to get taken around in a car by a real racing driver. and on the weekends, track days. help with the income.

other than that, i'd have my own private collecion cars. 2 houses and a boat. i'd pay all my families debts and get my mum her new BMW and dad his 4x4.

i'd buy ipswich town football lub. expand the stadium, thus creating new jobs. then i'd donate some to other people. and let them do the good stuff.

sorted.

[CircusFreak]

WOW what a question, ok. First i would get a massive house for all my family (cause im only 15) then i would hire martial art master to train me in the deadly arts (in my own personal trainning studio, OF course)

Then after i get loads of crap, computers, games, have partys,

And Then donate lots of money to other organisations and things and with the left over money invest loads towards me and my brothers futur ;D

[distortion]

Update

i'd buy the following players for Ipswich. as i'd also be manager:

Fernando Morientes
Joe Cole
Antti Niemi
Rio Ferdinand
John Terry
Arjen Robben
and finally, Steven Gerrard

and most probably others too