Spammy Questionnaire Thing

[Martin]

I stole this from another forum, and then cut it down a bit... You can put anything that makes sense after each line.. there's multiple things you could put for some of them, but just choose any. I'll fill mine out at some point, when I have a clear head


I am not:
I love:
I hate:
I fear:
I hope:
I hear:
I crave:
I care:
I always:
I believe:
I feel alone:
I hide:
I sing:
I dance:
I write:
I play:
I miss:
I learn:
I feel:
I know:
I say:
I succeed:
I dream:
I wonder:
I want:
I have:
I fell:
I fight:
I need:
If I were an animal, I'd be a:
If I were a color, I'd be:
If I were a material, I'd be:
If I were a facial expression, I'd be:
If I were a part of a house, I'd be:
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be:

[distortion]

I am not: really a mushroom.
I love: Top Gear.. i mean, Jill.
I hate: West Ham United.
I fear: losing what i love.
I hope: i get a job soon, or win the lottery.
I hear: great music coming from my speakers.
I crave: friends.
I care: more than i show 99% of the time.
I always: put my foot in it.
I believe: that i could be happy.
I feel alone: most of the time.
I hide: because i get scared, obviously.
I sing: but i obviously can't do it well.
I dance: but most would call it lolloping.
I write: on paper mostly, but occasionally on card.
I play: Football Manager.
I miss: feeling part of something.
I learn: nothing, except how to not get a job.
I feel: pretty crap.
I know: i need to try harder.
I say: do it.
I succeed: infrequently.
I dream: about naked Jill.
I wonder: about dogs playing chess.
I want: a chess playing dog.
I have: a regular, non-chess playing dog. but i loves her anyway.
I fell: over my shoelaces in yr4.
I fight: smaller kids.
I need: huggles.
If I were an animal, I'd be a: a chess playing dog.
If I were a color, I'd be: black, cos its not shiny and all 'look at me'.
If I were a material, I'd be: carpet.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a raised eyebrow.
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: a kitchen.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Bart Simpson, cos then Homer would be my dad.

[Anarchy]

I am not: A Jedi
I love: Food
I Hate: Mushrooms
I fear: Heights
I hope: to be taller
I hear: voices telling me to burn things
I crave: attention
I care: not
I always: breathe
I believe: *cue high pitched voice* In a thing called love
I feel alone: by myself
I hide: from responsibility
I sing: GOOD
I dance: BAD
I write: words
I play: playstation?
I miss: the point- often
I learn: I have to chew before I swallow?
I feel: Hungry ;D
I know: alot
I say: nothing, unless it is worth hearing- somewhat like an Ent.
I succeed: at missing big oppurtunities
I dream: about swimming
I wonder: what came first the chicken or the egg?
I want: a wowwipop
I have: skin
I fell: and rolled at Chessington
I fight: Chavs!
I need: a hug
If I were an animal, i'd be: a rhinocerous
If I were a colour' I'd be: royal blue
If I were a material, I'd be: diamond
If I were a facial exression I'd be: a gnarl
If I were a part of a house, i'd be: a window- im a bad liar
If I were a cartoon character I'd be: Kenny from south Park- then I'd be immortal.

[Martin]

I am not: exactly what people think I am
I love: very few people or things
I hate: liars
I fear: ....not sure
I hope: I pass my diploma
I hear: The Cat Empire
I crave: many things
I care: not often enough
I always: stave things off until the last minute
I believe: I have no will power
I feel alone: rarely, fortunatley.
I hide: -
I sing: never
I dance: when very drunk
I write: on the internet, but few places else
I play: the piano, but not for a long time
I miss: going to the gym, and working at the garage
I learn: little about myself each day
I feel: ill
I know: not enough
I say: "Winner" too often
I succeed: rarely, but enough to get by
I dream: about stupid random things
I wonder: if I'll still be in college in 3 years
I want: to get a job I like
I have: no will power and a poor attention span
I fell: for someone I probably shouldn't have
I fight: at the gym, but no where else
I need: to do my goddamn work
If I were an animal, I'd be a: Great White Shark. So I could live in Oz
If I were a color, I'd be: silver, possibly.
If I were a material, I'd be: leather
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: puzzled
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: the kitchen
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: anyone from The Simpsons.

[Anarchy]

If I were a color, I'd be: silver, possibly.

would that pass as a colour- I thought that would be a material?

[Luco El Loco]

I am not: fat
I love: dancing
I hate: dishonest people
I fear: that student debt could be a problem
I hope: I can make some money making music
I hear: printers
I crave: tea (the food kind)
I care: about my mum and my friends
I always: make my bed before I go out for the night
I believe: my mind just drew a blank there
I feel alone: sometimes
I hide: from people I just can't be bothered with
I sing: in tune
I dance: well, apparently, though at school I was slow on my feet
I write: with pretty good English skills
I play: guitar
I miss: Daria and The Chart Show and Movies games and Videos and The Littles Hobo as well
I learn: a lot everyday it feels like sometimes
I feel: hungry and a bit tired
I know: that most people are mean
I say: compliments where they are due
I succeed: at budgeting my food rather well
I dream: about musicians and lust but not always together
I wonder: what my job prospects are
I want: a chateau! No not really, hmmmmm, a new amplifier and an 8 track recorder.
I have: 10 gcses and 2 A levels, an embroyonic stamp collection and a lot of moles
I fell: asleep last night
I fight: cold germs
I need: respect, love and honesty
If I were an animal, I'd be a: human
If I were a color, I'd be: green
If I were a material, I'd be: rock - changable, hard and fragile at the same time
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: bemused
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: the roof
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Daria apparently... I think I'm more of a Jane to be honest. Yeah I'd go with Jane.