Free IQ test

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*pats Ash's head*

Also, I think it should be noted that average IQ is between 90 and 110 points, so we're all above average.

[distortion]

*smug*

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Great!
Smerkers= mini MENSA

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Ish.
Ye need 130+ points to get ino MENSA.
As far as I remember, anyways.

[*headdesk*]

Just a quick question: what do MENSA actually do???

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Be smug in the knowledge that they have above average IQs, and thus taunt others with their exclusive membership?

I don't know, beats me.

EDIT: Oh oh oh. According to the MENSA constitution (outlined on their official website), MENSA: "provides a forum for intellectual exchange among members. Its activities include the exchange of ideas by lectures, discussions, journals, special-interest groups, and local, regional, national, and international gatherings; the investigations of members' opinions and attitudes; and assistance to researchers, inside and outside Mensa, in projects dealing with intelligence or Mensa."

So basically talk to other peple about how smug they are about their IQs...

[*headdesk*]

So you were right then

Do you reckon at meetings they make people line up in ascending order of IQ and play knockout tournaments?
Maybe they go on trips divided into groups with equivalent intelligence scores, and whenever a team gets lost all its members have five points deducted from their score or something?

This is why I should never be put in charge of MENSA, or any other large organisation. Otherwise it will end up involving dressing people up in large foam suits and making them lose their dignity.

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Ahh, brutal orienteering, eh? That made me giggle.

anbyrobanby said:

dressing people up in large foam suits and making them lose their dignity.

So, kinda like what we did with G then...

[*headdesk*]

;D


It'll be like It's A Knockout, but with eggheads and honey.

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Argh, we need to crop that photo so that my chipmunk profile isn't in shot.

[*headdesk*]

So it's YOU! I've been trying to decide whose half-face that was since I've had the picture developed!

you have very white teeth

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Ooh I just re-did this, thinking "ooh I know we had an IQ thread on smerkers, so I'll post this URL and my new score, just to bump it a bit and see how we're all doing" and not only is the site exactly the same as the original link, but it was also being advertised on the little banner thingy when i found the link! Spookeh, eh?

Incidentally, my intelligence seems to have been boosted by 7 points, and it now sits on a par with Rob's at 138.

Also, upon re-reading this thread, I've realised I do miss Rob around these parts.


*shuffles off*

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i see the banner thing advertising it too, most spookeh indeed

i dunno if i took this first time round, but this time i got 131, which im pretty pleased with cos i thought it was a fair bit lower

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Ehm, I've decided I like this test better, purely cos it says I got a higher IQ:

Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 150.

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 144-160 is considered to be "gifted".

An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct types of intelligence. For example, in this test, your pattern recognition score is 88.

_{Although I tried one ten minutes before that and it said I have one of 129... :/}